The integration of the term “Theppu” into Our Culture..!!

If Sir Isaac Newton were living with us in these days of mafiaism, IT (immoral Traffic), pseudo spiritualism, and rampant commercialization of education, we ruled by Rajas and Kalmadis, etc, his third law would have been like this: Every “Theppu” has an equal and opposite re -“Theppu”.

Our land has become the land of all Theppus.  Slowly, this has well integrated into our culture and has affected our knowledge, belief and behavior thereby adding new dimensions even challenging our own genetics.  A child reaches school gets “Thepped” by his teacher who somehow finishes the syllabus as if a vendor wants to sell off everything before the clouds hanging above get burst.  In return, the management sends the teacher off paying poorly. A government employee may master all his cunningness to pilfer money from commons and in return all his savings get double looted by Self-Financing syndicates or Apple a Day type multi storied cemetery builders.   A politician who is the best “theppist” has more chances to iron people and country as well and in return he may get “thepped” smoothly after a gap of five years by his own people or has better chances to lie on the floors of Tihar Jail being tired of all the theppu he has done.

A newly-wed husband may buy a smart looking mobile phone for his smarter wife taking a little of the Theppu money (dowry) he got and in return the wife utilizes the mobile well to Theppu him by communicating with another “Theppist”.  Once she elopes taking the mobile, the sim card left behind will be hot enough to press the hardest of all Denims.  A tenant staying at a greedy “theppist’s house will use his talents to clog the drainages as his best measure to do the counter “Theppu”.

An auto walla to become a chiseler will use his vocabulary beginning with *,…., ****……*****etc, his best parallel constructions  to the core concepts of Indian classical such as Shruti, Swara, Alankar, and Thala.  In return, he gets Thepped by any greedy workshop mechanics that have all the spurious items with them or rarely, at the hands of KSRTC by running over them to iron it in the worst manner.  So look around, all are Thappists and are being Thepped by some others in return to satisfy “Newton’s Law.”  This cycle goes on and its velocity is increasing.  Strangely, everybody enjoys it as if it is another merry-go-round.  Hospitals are practicing Theppu Therapy.  Schools and BTech certificate dispensing centers are indoctrinating how to do Theppu in a better way.  Petrol companies are becoming the hottest of all Theppers.

The word IT has become “International Theppu” for some.  Then, what about religious places? God only knows. Do not get surprised, if any Chinese company gets an order to export iron boxes both to heaven and hell, as he wants to organize himself to take revenge for the services done by the greatest believers, but if he gets “Thepped” by the Chinese company, we all will escape!!!!

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